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Nature Intended — Lymph Liberation Bath
from $37.00

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Lymphatic Drainage Booster"

A mineral-rich, herb-forward soak designed to help your body release what it's been quietly holding onto. Pure Epsom salt forms the base, boosted with gluten-free oats to soften skin and melt tension. Rose petals, calendula, lavender, chamomile, and jasmine create a calming botanical blend that feels like a reset button for your entire system. Coconut milk powder adds a silky finish, while butterfly pea flower powder gives the water a naturally dreamy tint. No fillers, no nonsense-just a restorative ritual that supports flow, clarity, and a calmer you.

Detox Defense — The Bath That Fights Back
from $37.00

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Loved by early testers”

A double‑magnesium, clay‑rich soak infused with soothing lavender, bright lemongrass, earthy Icelandic moss, creamy coconut milk, black goji berries, and a hint of ginger. Pure, potent, and made to reset your system fast.

Good Night — The Bath That Tucks You In
from $37.00

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The bedtime ritual they don’t want you to know about”


The Sleep Blend is a hush-hush cocktail of dreamy botanicals designed to knock the chaos out of your aura and tuck your nervous system in like a loyal disciple standing guard at your doorway.

A bath for surviving the 21st century

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